13 Funny ancient quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

  Commentary:
  Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

  Commentary:
  First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

  Commentary:
  "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹"

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