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Funny announcement quotes bring a burst of laughter to any big news or celebration πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re sharing exciting updates or surprising friends, a clever twist of humor keeps everyone entertained and eager for more πŸ€©πŸ“’ Get ready to brighten up your announcements with witty vibes and smile-worthy words that turn ordinary moments into unforgettable memories! 😜✨

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday β€” and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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