Funny announcement quotes

• It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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  2 months ago

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• We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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  2 months ago

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• THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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  2 months ago

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• If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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  2 months ago

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• If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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  2 months ago

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• I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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  3 months ago

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• I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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  3 months ago

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