Funny arrogance quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

  Commentary:
  "Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! 🐴✨😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize my absence is the ultimate plot twist! 🤣🚪💨 #MissingMeMadness"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

  Commentary:
  Haha, true! If you're on top, comparison is just a friendly nudge to stay awesome! 😎🏆😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic royal tantrum with a crown and zero chores! 👑🍼 A narcissist craving kingly power but dodging responsibility like a kid hiding from vegetables. Guess they want the throne without the throne-room cleanup! 😂⚖️

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