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  • Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

    Commentary:
    “Don’t worry, angel, I’ll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!”

  • The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I’m just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚”

  • Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

    Commentary:
    “Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! 🐴✨😂”

  • I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

    Commentary:
    “Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever’s club! 😅🥇✨”

  • No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

    Commentary:
    “When you realize my absence is the ultimate plot twist! 🤣🚪💨 #MissingMeMadness”

  • “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

    Commentary:
    Haha, true! If you’re on top, comparison is just a friendly nudge to stay awesome! 😎🏆😂

  • A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic royal tantrum with a crown and zero chores! 👑🍼 A narcissist craving kingly power but dodging responsibility like a kid hiding from vegetables. Guess they want the throne without the throne-room cleanup! 😂⚖️

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