Funny attractiveness quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

  Commentary:
  "Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

  Commentary:
  "True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your DMs are going to be 90% more interesting now! 😉🔥 Keep slaying, influencer extraordinaire! 💁‍♂️💃 #StillGotIt"

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