Funny attractiveness quotes

• All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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  2 weeks ago

  attractiveness, being, care, financial, financial stability, getting, humor, i, priorities, self-improvement, sexier, stability, stable

• Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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  1 month ago

  attractiveness, being, confidence, great, hotter, humor, just, life, problem, problems, unfortunately

• Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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  1 month ago

  attractiveness, bro, gender, hairstyle, hot, humor, only, ponytail, woman, women

• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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  1 month ago

  attractive, attractiveness, aviator, confidence, fashion, humor, men, science, wear

• We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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  1 month ago

  appearance, attractiveness, critique, hot, hot people, humor, important, judgment, know, people, social, social critique, stereotypes, terrible

• The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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  1 month ago

  attractiveness, breakup, dating, downside, fun, hot, hot men, humor, joke, men, only, relationship, still

• At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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  1 month ago

  attractive, attractiveness, belly, big, body, body image, breasts, butts, change, humor, image, preferences, trends, waiting

• Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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  1 month ago

  attractiveness, beautiful, compliments, confidence, dating, follows, humor, me, media, new, self-esteem, social, social media, still, thing, women

• I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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  3 months ago

  appearance, attractiveness, being, easier, going, hotter, humor, just, motivation, nicer, personality, sarcasm, self-confidence

• Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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  5 months ago

  attractiveness, confidence, happiness, happy, looks, mood, positivity, sexier, smile

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