36 Funny avoidance quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a knife when you have diplomacy and common sense on your side? 🤣 Talk about bringing a classy arsenal to a potentially pointy situation! 🤷‍♂️ #BrainsOverBlades"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

  Commentary:
  "Me leaving the house: I hope I don't see anyone… *immediately bumps into neighbor, ex, and that person I owe money to* 😅🙈 #OutAndAboutDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

  Commentary:
  🤫 Shhh, quick! Freeze! Monday is approaching! If we stay perfectly still, maybe we can trick Monday into thinking we're just a part of the furniture and escape its clutches! 😄 Let's blend in with the office decor and hope for the best! 🪑🕰️ #StealthyMondayAvoidance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I avoid drama by being unpopular.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

  Commentary:
  "Someone clearly misunderstood the concept of 'taking a red-eye.' 🌚💼 Nevertheless, avoiding pink eye is definitely the way to go on flights! 👁️✈️ #TravelWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Local procrastinator takes a stand against motivation! 🚫😴 #LazyLife #IDoWhatIWant"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

  Commentary:
  "Mastering the art of nodding and smiling like a pro! 💁‍♂️😂 Who knew that the secret to peace and quiet was simply nodding along? 🤐🤣 #AgreeToDisagree"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

  Commentary:
  "Let's face it, dodging social gatherings like a pro is not exactly an Olympic sport 🤷‍♂️. But hey, at least you've mastered the art of 'Me Time' like a true connoisseur! 🏅 #SocialAvoidancePro #IntrovertLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

  Commentary:
  "Too busy faking productivity to engage in real conversations 😅💼 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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