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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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