Funny Batman quotes

• Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

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  13 hours ago

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• “Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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  2 months ago

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• Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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  2 months ago

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• I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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  2 months ago

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• If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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  2 months ago

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• The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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  2 months ago

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• Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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  2 months ago

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• Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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  2 months ago

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• Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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  5 months ago

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