Funny Batman quotes

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I'm single because I'm a superhero.

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025