Funny Batman quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

  Commentary:
  "Today's motto: Be as bold and fearless as a 4-year old rocking a Batman cape! 💪🦇 Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe a cape too! 😄 #UnleashYourInnerSuperhero"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

  Commentary:
  "Batman's like: 'Daytime crime? That's Bruce Wayne's problem!' 🦇😂 It seems he's more of a night owl when it comes to fighting baddies. Maybe he needs some more caffeine to tackle daytime villains!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to keep up with introverts is like playing a real-life game of Clue: is it Professor Plum in the library with a book, or Miss Scarlet in the study with a cozy blanket? 🦸‍♂️💤 The mystery deepens when they resurface as Batman, ready to save the day (or just have a quiet night in)."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've cracked the code, folks! 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ Being a superhero is clearly the ultimate relationship status. Who needs a sidekick when you've got superpowers, right? 😄💥 #SuperSingle"

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