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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Just landed via YouTube:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Seen just now on Facebook:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Breaking via Messenger:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Going viral on Threads:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Live now on X:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Going viral on Slack:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Going viral on Facebook:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Just landed via Telegram:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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12 Funny blocking quotes

Funny blocking quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor when dealing with digital drama 🚫😂 Whether you’re dodging trolls or just taking a break from negativity, these witty lines bring a smile while keeping things light and sassy 😎📱 Get ready to laugh out loud and maybe even share a cheeky block or two with friends! #BlockAndRoll 🎉👋

New funny blocking quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Commentary:
Blocking spammers like a hurricane on a mission! 🌪️🚫🤣
2 weeks ago
Share →: Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Commentary:
Putting up motivational blockers like a pro! 🚫🔊🤣
3 weeks ago
Share →: When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Commentary:
"In a mood-lifting mission! 🕊️ Free the blocked, spread the cheer! 😂 #PardonThePrisoners"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Commentary:
Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!
6 months ago
Share →: Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Commentary:
Looks like that cow's got a beef with traffic regulations 🐄🚗 I guess you could say the situation is utterly ridiculous! 🤣🥛
6 months ago
Share →: Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Commentary:
"May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"
6 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Commentary:
"Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! 🙅‍♂️🦠😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Commentary:
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Commentary:
"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"
6 months ago
Share →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Commentary:
"Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Just shared via Slack:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Seen just now on X:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Freshly posted on X:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Going viral on Messenger:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Trending via WeChat:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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