Funny blocking quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

  Commentary:
  Looks like that cow's got a beef with traffic regulations 🐄🚗 I guess you could say the situation is utterly ridiculous! 🤣🥛

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

  Commentary:
  "May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! 🙅‍♂️🦠😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

  Commentary:
  "If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's taking social distancing to a whole new level! 🚫🦠 Better watch out, they might end up with an itchy situation! 😂 #ExtremeBlock"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said spelling doesn't matter clearly hasn't been blocked after making corrections! 🚫🤓 Embrace the power of the delete button, folks! 💥😂"

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