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30 Funny cake quotes

Funny cake quotes add a delightful twist to our favorite sweet treat! πŸ°πŸ˜‚ Whether it’s playful comments about cake indulgence or witty remarks on baking mishaps, these quotes capture the joy and humor surrounding cakes. Enjoy a laugh as you savor every slice! πŸ˜„πŸŽ‚

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

1 month ago

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

1 month ago

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

1 month ago

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

1 month ago

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

2 months ago

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

3 months ago

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

3 months ago

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

3 months ago

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

3 months ago

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

3 months ago

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

3 months ago

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

3 months ago

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

3 months ago

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

3 months ago

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

3 months ago

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

3 months ago

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

3 months ago

This meeting could have been a cake.

3 months ago

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

3 months ago