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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Trending via Slack:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Just shared via Slack:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Making waves on Reddit:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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41 Funny cake quotes

Funny cake quotes add a delightful twist to our favorite sweet treat! 🍰😂 Whether it’s playful comments about cake indulgence or witty remarks on baking mishaps, these quotes capture the joy and humor surrounding cakes. Enjoy a laugh as you savor every slice! 😄🎂

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3 days ago
Share →: I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Commentary:
Adulting: unlocking life's mysteries, one therapy session at a time. 🎂👉💸🛋️
3 days ago
Share →: Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Commentary:
Trying to be a cartoon cake thief IRL? That's a recipe for disaster! 🎂🪚🤣
4 days ago
Share →: I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Commentary:
"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦‍♂️"
5 days ago
Share →: I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Commentary:
When sharing is caring, but cake is the ultimate relationship test 🍰😜
1 week ago
Share →: Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Commentary:
I'm immune to fear but totally vulnerable to frosting 🍰😂
1 week ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Commentary:
No cake police here—celebrate surviving Monday! 🎂🎉
1 week ago
Share →: I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Commentary:
Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆
3 weeks ago
Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Commentary:
Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Commentary:
"When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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Making waves on X:

Talents: eating!

Freshly posted on Discord:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Breaking via Slack:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Live now on WhatsApp:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Just landed via Messenger:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Making waves on WeChat:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Trending via Telegram:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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