32 Funny cake quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a math equation I can get behind: fewer friends = more cake! 🎂🍰😋 #CakeEconomics"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

  Commentary:
  Ah, trying to please everyone is like trying to juggle water – impossible! But hey, if you want to make everyone angry, just breathe – it's as easy as baking a cake!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a partnership as classic as a cup of chai and a slice of cake rusk! It seems they truly complemented each other like a perfect snack pairing. Who needs milk and cookies when you can have chai and cake rusk? It's a relationship steeped in flavor and crunch!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's muffin top decided to level up and go all out for the celebration! Who needs a small treat when you can have the whole cake, right? Time to celebrate every inch of that delicious birthday cake body!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a reason to eat cake when you can just make someone's imaginary birthday a daily celebration? It's like a delicious excuse to indulge in frosting and sprinkles, all in the name of spreading joy through sugar highs!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

  Commentary:
  "Attending a wedding is a delicious reminder that amidst all life's complexities, cake is a universal constant 🍰💍 Who needs love when there's layers of frosting to devour, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

  Commentary:
  "Here's a deliciously logical excuse to indulge in cake 🍰 – safety first! Remember, a little extra fluff can be your best defense against being whisked away 🍰🦸‍♂️. So go ahead, treat yourself to some cake and build your own personal fortress! Stay safe, stay sweet! 💪🍰 #CakeIsLife"

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