49 Funny cake quotes

• We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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  2 weeks ago

  cake, exaggeration, food, food shortage, house, humor, i, middle, never, perish, shortage, situation, snowstorm, survival, unexpected, unexpected situation, winter

• They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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  4 weeks ago

  broccoli, cake, comparison, dessert, effort, fix, food, humor, least, problem, problems, say, sugar, well

• I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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  2 months ago

  cake, complaint, expense, expensive, fat, humor, i, life, lived, longer, people, pet, pets, weight, wish

• I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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  2 months ago

  cake, desire, food, humor, i, offer, relationship, say, secret, temptation, want

• Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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  2 months ago

  bribe, cake, effective, fear, humor, manipulate, manipulation, me, much, persuasion, please

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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  2 months ago

  advice, buy, cake, celebration, hear, humor, i, indulgence, know, motivation, need, needs, occasion, special, special occasion, treat

• I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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  2 months ago

  actually, cake, eaten, feel, food, humor, i, naming, never, rice, rice cake, snack

• So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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  2 months ago

  annoying, awkward, baking, bathroom, cake, doing, door, family, funny situation, humor, joking, privacy, situation, toilet

• It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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  2 months ago

  cake, craving, dessert, fridge, hard, humor, indulgence, knowing, sleep, snack, temptation

• Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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  2 months ago

  cake, eat, eating, food, food humor, humor, language, playful, playful language, puns, stop, sweet, sweet treat, treat, wordplay

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