50 Funny cake quotes

• I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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  1 hour ago

  am, cake, eat, else, food, hell, humor, i, idiom, misunderstanding, phrase, understand

• Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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  6 hours ago

  activity, birthday, cake, celebrate, celebration, day, eat, eating, fun, fun activity, party, stranger, together

• Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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  8 hours ago

  buy, cake, celebration, food, humor, indulgence, just, need, purchase, reason, remember, special, treat

• It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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  8 hours ago

  cake, cauliflower, content, harmful, harmful content, humor, i, internet, job, joke, just, police, policing, post, recipe, report, saw, someone

• My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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  15 hours ago

  cake, chocolate, chocolate cake, dessert, food, food love, humor, love, soulmate

• I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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  23 hours ago

  adult, adulting, being, breakfast, budgeting, cake, health, humor, i, irony, meant, mental, mental health, therapy, thought

• Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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  1 day ago

  believe, cake, cartoons, harder, hole, lot, steal, table

• We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

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  2 weeks ago

  cake, challenge, change, confidence, done, history, humor, piece, politics, regime, regime change, sarcasm, should, success, well

• We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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  1 month ago

  cake, exaggeration, food, food shortage, house, humor, i, middle, never, perish, shortage, situation, snowstorm, survival, unexpected, unexpected situation, winter

• They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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  2 months ago

  broccoli, cake, comparison, dessert, effort, fix, food, humor, least, problem, problems, say, sugar, well

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