The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today. Commentary:Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉
This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.” Commentary:When life hands you plot twists, just shrug, nod, and grab some popcorn for the next episode 🍿🤔🤷♀️
I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone. Commentary:I totally agree—nothing strikes fear like an unexpected ringtone! 😂📞
I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November. Commentary:Surviving November: the only extreme sport where my coach is my coffee mug! ☕️😂
Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans. Commentary:When you realize your jeans have transformed into a denim prison 😂👖🍕