17 Funny called quotes

• Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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  16 hours ago

  beer, called, drink, girl, healing, healing potion, humor, potion, try

• What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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  17 hours ago

  called, confusion, desire, horny, humor, libido, mental, mental state, mentally, physical, physical response, physically, response, sexuality, state, want

• Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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  1 day ago

  barista, called, coffee, coffee shop, feeling, getting, humor, interaction, love, male, me, mixed, mixed signal, nickname, say, shop, signal, signals, today, upset, yesterday

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  5 days ago

  accent, bit, British, called, comedy, humor, odd, parody, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, wordplay

• My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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  5 days ago

  asked, call, called, fox, humor, i, joke, me, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, saw, tell, wife, work

• “I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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  6 days ago

  apple, Apple Music, called, consumerism, disgusted, ethical, ethical consumerism, fair, fair trade, humor, i, mom-and-pop, music, music platform, platform, sarcasm, service, Spotify, still, streaming, streaming service, trade

• For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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  2 weeks ago

  broth, brother, called, cooking, even, family, guy, humor, never, once, pun, seen, wordplay

• You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, aging, attitude, being, called, care, cool, cooler, geezer, humor, less, only, paradox, self-acceptance, true

• Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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  2 weeks ago

  affection, again, being, called, compliment, cute, cutest, endearment, love, me, name, only, pet, pet name, relationship, romantic, say, thing, yes

• I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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  3 weeks ago

  called, humor, invention, job, network, people, pun, social, social network, unemployed, website

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