44 Funny cats quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

  Commentary:
  "When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. 🐱🙀💬"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they're silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

  Commentary:
  "Every time I look into my cat's eyes, I can't help but wonder if he's secretly plotting to take over the world with his purr-fect plan 😼🌎 #CatConspiracy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing the cattitude! 😼 Even the feline grumps deserve love. Perhaps they were just having a 'purrsonal' bad day! 🐾😹 #CatLover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

  Commentary:
  "Guess cats are just looking for some purr-worthy movie recommendations! 🐱🍿 Who knew they were so 'particular' about their film choices… 😹📽️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

  Commentary:
  "Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

  Commentary:
  🐱📱 "Introducing the purr-fect app for all the cat sitters out there – Litterboxd! Finally, a platform where professionals can rate their furry clients based on claw-some behavior and meow-nificent cuddle sessions. Who knew a litterbox could be so full of digital possibilities? 😸💩 #CatLoversUnite"

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  Jan 28, 2025

  Share →: I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some purr-sonality – a delightful blend of annoyance and sweetness! 🐱😆 Reminds me of that cat who always knocks things off the shelf but then nuzzles up for cuddles just when you're ready to lose your mind! 😼💕 No doubt, you're the full package – like a purr-fectly imperfect feline friend! 🐾✨

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