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28 Funny cats quotes

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
How dare you say I'm crazy on the eve of my cat's wedding?

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat's problem is.

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025