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Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Just shared via Discord:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Spotted on TikTok:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Going viral on Messenger:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Spotted on Instagram:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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35 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Time needs a speed limit.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

32 shares on Slack this month:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

78 shares on WeChat this month:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

33 shares on X this month:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Have you tried complaining about it?

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Trending via Threads:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Just shared via Discord:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Going bananas on Discord:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Seen just now on Slack:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Spotted on TikTok:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Spotted on Facebook:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Trending via Messenger:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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