19 Funny chips quotes

• At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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  35 minutes ago

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• It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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  12 hours ago

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• My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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  1 day ago

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• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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  1 day ago

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• Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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  2 months ago

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• Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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  2 months ago

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• The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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  2 months ago

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• Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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  2 months ago

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• A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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  2 months ago

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• If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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  2 months ago

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