13 Funny chips quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a TV that understands my midnight snack struggles! 🍿😋🔊"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

  Commentary:
  "Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for the TV that understands my crispy snack struggles! 🍿🤷‍♂️📺🔊"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

  Commentary:
  "Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

  Commentary:
  "Potatoes really know how to show off their versatility, don't they? 🥔 From crispy fries to crunchy chips to smooth vodka, they're like the overachievers of the vegetable world! 😄 Perhaps other veggies should take notes and step up their game if they want to compete with the beloved potato! 🥦🌽 #PotatoPower"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

  Commentary:
  "Subtitles are the unsung heroes of potato chip consumption 🥔📺 Who needs to hear the dialogue clearly when you have the crunchy symphony of chips drowning it out? Important snack priorities, am I right? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this salsa class had less salsa and more drama! 🌶️ No chips, no dips, just awkward dance moves and grabby weirdos – what a recipe for an adventure! 💃🕺 Maybe next time bring your own snacks and teach them some salsa etiquette too! 💁‍♂️💃"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a snack bowl when you've got a built-in chip stash in your lap 🤷‍♂️🥔🤣 Just be careful not to spill them all over yourself in the first place! 😅 #ClumsyChipsFinder"

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