25 Funny city quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🎸🎤🚌 Missing out on your city during a tour must mean they heard about that embarrassing dance move you did at their last concert! 💃🕺 So next time, maybe keep those jazz hands in check, or they might "accidentally" skip your town again! 😉🎵

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew urine could be so selective about its city preferences? 🤔 Maybe next time someone complains about NYC's smell, we should all remind them about this potential missed opportunity for their pee to embrace the Big Apple charm! 🍎🌆😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

  Commentary:
  "Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

  Commentary:
  🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦

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