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"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴♂️🚓"
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- Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.
- Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
- You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.
- When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.
- “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.
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🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦
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- Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.
- Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.
- Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.
- If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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