16 Funny club quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

  Commentary:
  When the DJ drops the bass but all you drop is your back 💃🕺💊

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

  Commentary:
  Does membership include free peanuts? 🐘🤐🥜

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a "sit down and stay home" kind of club! Count me in! 🏠😴✌️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage 🤷‍♂️. Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower 🌸💃 #SadButFabulous"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the nostalgic longing for those spooky nights at the strip club with The Weeknd's eerie tunes 🌙💃🎶! It's like reminiscing about that unique hybrid of chills and thrills you never knew you'd miss so dearly. Who would've thought haunted strip club music could hold such a special place in our hearts? 😂✨ #SpookyStrippers

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took the whole 'carpe diem' thing a little too literally! 😂🔄 May need to work on those club etiquette skills – reincarnation ain't no joke! 🙈 #YOLO"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew Monday was up for sale? 😂 Let's gather our funds and bid adieu to that troublesome day! 💸🔨 #MondayNoMore"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the scene: 'Hey, Victor, wanna hit the lab or hit the club?' 🧟🎉 Maybe if he had spent more time on the dance floor, his monster would have had better moves! 💃🔬 #FrankensteinsGotTalent"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that everybody is fighting a battle you don't know about! So next time someone cuts you off in traffic or steals the last slice of pizza, just give them a knowing wink 😉🥊 #BattleOfTheEveryday"

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