Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took the whole 'carpe diem' thing a little too literally! 😂🔄 May need to work on those club etiquette skills – reincarnation ain't no joke! 🙈 #YOLO"

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Commentary:
"Who knew Monday was up for sale? 😂 Let's gather our funds and bid adieu to that troublesome day! 💸🔨 #MondayNoMore"

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Commentary:
"Imagine the scene: 'Hey, Victor, wanna hit the lab or hit the club?' 🧟🎉 Maybe if he had spent more time on the dance floor, his monster would have had better moves! 💃🔬 #FrankensteinsGotTalent"

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Commentary:
"Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that everybody is fighting a battle you don't know about! So next time someone cuts you off in traffic or steals the last slice of pizza, just give them a knowing wink 😉🥊 #BattleOfTheEveryday"

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Commentary:
"Who knew the bathroom could be the hottest spot in town?! 🎶💃 Club Pee Pee, where you can boogie while you… well, you know! 😉🚽"

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Commentary:
It sounds like those early bird gangs are really ruffling some feathers in the neighborhood! 🐦💥 Maybe they're just trying to start their day with a little tweet-ment before the sun rises. Just make sure they don't start charging for ringside seats! 🕊️🥊🌅

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of partying… 🕺🏼🛒 Who needs clubs when you can vibe to the sweet tunes of the produce aisle? 🎧🥦 Just imagine busting a move while picking out avocados! The grocery store is the new nightclub for the sophisticated palate. 💃🛒 #GroceryStoreGoals

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've got a cat fight club going on down there? 🐱🥊 Just imagine little kitty referees and spectators cheering on their fierce fighters! Maybe the winner gets the prized tuna can trophy! 😄 #CatFightClub"

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Commentary:
🍦🤫 Welcome to the scoop-tastic world of The Inside Scoop – where we dish out frozen secrets and creamy conspiracies! Join our exclusive club for a brain freeze with a side of mystery. Just remember, what happens at The Inside Scoop, stays at The Inside Scoop! 😉🔒 #IceCreamMystery #SecretScoops

I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to drop the most epic nap mix of 2021! 🎶😴 DJ Pillow and MC Blanky are about to make some serious ZZZs happen on the dance floor… I mean, bed! 💤💃 #SleepyBeats"