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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Share →: The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Ah, the classic role reversal where the child becomes the human radiator 🧥🔥 Parents pretending to be cold just so they can see their little one bundled up in an oversized sweater, the ultimate power move! 😂 It's all fun and games until the child starts running around in that sweater and turns into a little furnace! ☀️ #ParentingTactics
6 months ago
Share →: Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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"When life gives you lemons, just add tequila and make a margarita! 🍋🍹 Who needs vitamin C when you have a good ol' bottle of tequila, right? Stay warm and hydrated, cheers to fighting off that cold in style! 🥃😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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"Ah, the vicious cycle of winter – coffee by day, darkness by night. It's like a never-ending battle between caffeine and the sun ☕🌚 Better stock up on those energy drinks, because winter is coming!"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Oh dear, sounds like you're not just chilly, you're practically turning into interior decor! ❄️🪵 Next step: blending in with the furniture 😅 #WinterStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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"Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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"Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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