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5 months ago
Share →: Some people are like ads, just skip.

Commentary:
"🙄 Ain't nobody got time for boring content! Some people are like ads – you just gotta hit that skip button and move on with your life 😂✌️ #sorrynotsorry"
5 months ago
Share →: People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wisdom of social distancing taken to a whole new level! 😄🏠 Just remember, good neighbors are the ones you can wave at from your window while sipping tea. ☕️👋 #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Commentary:
"Living in a world where kindness is considered a superpower! 🦸‍♂️ Who knew that being a decent human being would require so much courage and resilience? 💪 Keep spreading those good vibes in this chaotic era, you're our beacon of hope! 🌟 #DecencyRevolution"
6 months ago
Share →: The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Commentary:
Well, in a world full of student loans and avocado toast, why not shake things up with a little extraterrestrial excitement? 👽🌌 Who needs picket fences and white picket fences when you can have laser beams and intergalactic adventures? Beam me up to that American dream any day! 🚀🇺🇸 #ItCameFromOuterSpace
6 months ago
Share →: Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where everyone's thoughts are on display, but sanity is nowhere to be found! 🐦🤪 #BirdsOfAFeather #CrazyTweets"
6 months ago
Share →: Cancel culture has been canceled.

Commentary:
Looks like cancel culture just got a taste of its own medicine! 🚫✨ Time to hit "unsubscribe" on that trend! 😉 #CancelledCulture
6 months ago
Share →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
6 months ago
Share →: Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Commentary:
"Who knew the scriptwriters for reality were such fans of plot twists 🍿🎬 It's like we're all just living in a never-ending sequel where the bad guys keep getting re-elected! 🦹‍♂️💔 Let's hope the resolution includes a plot twist ending where the heroes finally triumph! 🦸‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Commentary:
Oh, so you only accept societal insights if they come with a side of car karaoke vibes? 🚗🎤 Well, I guess that’s one way to take in the latest trends in between red lights and pit stops! Who knew the key to unraveling the mysteries of society lay in the backseat cupholder all along? 🤔📱 #CarConfessions
6 months ago
Share →: Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"