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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Making waves on Reddit:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Just shared via Slack:

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Just shared via WeChat:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Trending via TikTok:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Going viral on Reddit:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

87 shares on Slack this month:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

20 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Going bananas on Telegram:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Just shared via Reddit:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Going viral on Slack:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

Just landed via X:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Live now on WhatsApp:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Breaking via Telegram:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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