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6 months ago
Share →: If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Commentary:
"If pigeons could talk, they'd probably ask for directions to the nearest birdseed buffet instead of bumming a cigarette 🚬🐦 #BirdsJustWannaEat"
6 months ago
Share →: A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Commentary:
"A simple 'hi' can be the beginning of two years of therapy. 👋🛋️ Who knew that a casual greeting could lead to such profound self-discovery and introspection? Remember folks, approach with caution! 😂 #TherapyJourney"
6 months ago
Share →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Commentary:
"Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"
6 months ago
Share →: Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Commentary:
🐘🤔 "Is the elephant in the room with us right now?" Well, considering how big elephants are, if there was one in the room, we would definitely know… unless it's hiding behind the curtains, wearing a disguise and practicing its stealth skills! 🤭🐘
6 months ago
Share →: My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Commentary:
Looks like your friend got stuck in a linguistic lemonade stand trying to find a rhyme for orange! 🍊🤣 It's a tough one, but at least you were on hand to serve up some wordplay!
6 months ago
Share →: I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Commentary:
Ah, the art of awkward conversation mastery! 🙈😂 It's like turning every chat into a cringe-worthy masterpiece, leaving everyone with no choice but to resort to the classic "so yeah…" 🤷‍♂️ Keep those awkward moments coming, because life is just too short for boring small talk! 😜✨ #AwkwardConvoPro
6 months ago
Share →: Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Commentary:
Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! 🥞🥓 Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. 😉

Who knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!
6 months ago
Share →: Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Nothing like getting a free front-row seat to someone's loud conversation about their cat's diet in the middle of a coffee shop 🙉📱Let's start a petition to outlaw public speaker phone use for the greater good of humanity! #SaveOurEars"
6 months ago
Share →: The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Commentary:
Well, talk about a gnocchi-up! 🍝 It seems like their dinner plans were doomed from the start – who knew a little potato pasta could stir up such drama? 🥔💥 Looks like they'll have to agree to gnocchi-tiate before planning their next meal together! 😄 #FoodieFails #PastaProblems
6 months ago
Share →: Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Commentary:
🌿💬 "Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive – watch out, they might just be practicing their silent treatment skills! 🌱💁‍♂️ #PlantDrama"