Commentary:
"Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"
298 Funny conversation quotes
Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, durin…
I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.
Commentary:
Oh, look at you, a true master of self-care! 🤣🗣️👂 Talking to yourself to get expert advice? That's some next-level life hack right there! Who needs a therapist when you've got the best listener in town? 🤔🙌 Keep those conversations interesting, you never know what brilliant ideas might pop up! 💡😉
“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know…
Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember a…
A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small…
I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.
Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out fo…
Commentary:
🖨️ "Oh, printer, the real MVP of the office, showing off its vocal talents before getting down to business! 🤣 Who knew a printer could be so cheeky and full of surprises? It's like a mini concert before each print job! 🎶 Just when you thought printing was a quiet affair, the printer proves it's got its own set of tunes to jam to. Rock on, printer, rock on! 🤘"
People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we…
Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seem…
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like the internet outage brought you some unexpected news! 😆 Who knew you were living with a mysterious nurse all this time? Maybe your wife picked up a side gig while the internet was on a break! 🏥💻 Hope you enjoy getting to know her better now that the connection is back up!