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99 Funny cooking quotes

Funny cooking quotes bring humor to the kitchen, adding a dash of laughter to every recipe! 🍳😂 From culinary mishaps to playful takes on food, these quotes remind us that cooking is not just about the taste—it’s about the fun along the way. Get ready to enjoy some flavorful wit and delicious humor! 🍲👩‍🍳

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

1 month ago

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

1 month ago

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

1 month ago

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

1 month ago

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

1 month ago

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

1 month ago

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

1 month ago

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

1 month ago

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

1 month ago

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

2 months ago

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

2 months ago

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

2 months ago

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

2 months ago

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

2 months ago

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

2 months ago

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

2 months ago

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

2 months ago

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

2 months ago

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

2 months ago

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

3 months ago

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

3 months ago

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

3 months ago

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

3 months ago

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

3 months ago

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

3 months ago

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

3 months ago

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

3 months ago

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

3 months ago

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

3 months ago

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

3 months ago