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99 Funny cooking quotes

Funny cooking quotes bring humor to the kitchen, adding a dash of laughter to every recipe! 🍳😂 From culinary mishaps to playful takes on food, these quotes remind us that cooking is not just about the taste—it’s about the fun along the way. Get ready to enjoy some flavorful wit and delicious humor! 🍲👩‍🍳

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025