45 Funny craving quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think my soulmate might be carbs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a soulmate when you have carbs to fulfill your every craving 🍟🍕🥨? Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a warm loaf of bread waiting for you? Carbs truly are the way to your heart (and stomach)! 💖 #CarbLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

  Commentary:
  Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don't forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic kitchen dilemma: a pantry full of ingredients and not a ready-made meal in sight. It's like the cosmic joke of adulting – you have the power to create a feast, but all you really want is a snack that magically appears at your command. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon ingredient hunting!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal struggle between hunger and snack attacks! 🍿🍫 Don't worry, you're just keeping your snack muscles strong for the next snack. It's all about snack-terval training! 💪🤣 #SnackAttack #CanNeverHaveTooManySnacks

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life! 🍕🍩🥨 Snacks are life's way of saying 'I got you, girl!' 😄🍪 #SnackQueen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue, but so is hunger! 🍕🍪 Who needs cookies when you can have an entire pizza delivered at the click of a button? Let's hope the internet catches up to our cravings soon! 😂🤞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need an emergency cheeseburger.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cheeseburgers had a 911 hotline?! 🍔🚨 Quick, someone call the burger police! This is a code 'hangry' situation in progress! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would like even faster food.

  Commentary:
  "Move over fast food, we've got a speed demon over here craving even faster food! 🏎️🍔 Hold on tight, we're about to hit drive-thru warp speed! ⚡️🌮"

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