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6 months ago
Share →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Commentary:
Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!
6 months ago
Share →: Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Commentary:
"Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music? I guess they wanted to make sure it had that extra 'pop' of catchy tunes and killer dance moves! 🎶💃"
6 months ago
Share →: Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Commentary:
🎶 "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Pokémon Go" 🎵 Ah, a modern twist on a classic tune! Who knew that 90s pop music and augmented reality games would make such a catchy combo? Just imagine a line dance where instead of 'Cotton-Eyed Joe,' you've got trainers spinning around in search of that elusive Pikachu! Wherever they came from, chances are they're on the hunt for Char
6 months ago
Share →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Commentary:
"Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"
6 months ago
Share →: Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Commentary:
"Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"
6 months ago
Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Commentary:
"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Commentary:
"Looks like Europeans have cracked the code to beating boredom – read, baby, read! 📚📖 Who needs suspenseful TV dramas when you have the entire literary world at your fingertips? Keep turning those pages, Europe!"
6 months ago
Share →: I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Commentary:
"Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"
6 months ago
Share →: “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Commentary:
Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops
6 months ago
Share →: Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Commentary:
"Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"