Commentary:
"Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! ππ£ #LivingOnTheEdge"
49 Funny daily routine quotes
11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.
At the end of the day, the day is going to end.
The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.
I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! ππ
"I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" β the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. πΊπΏ Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! πβ¨
My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Commentary:
Sounds like your schedule is playing a game of reverse psychology on you! ππβοΈ Maybe you're just trying to keep life interestingβflip the script and see what happens! Or perhaps your sleep cycle is on its own midnight adventure. Either way, you're living proof that mornings and nights donβt always follow the rules! π΄β‘οΈπ
The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.
Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.
Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between an empty pantry and the never-ending need for more eggs and milk! ππ₯π₯ It's like a never-ending loop of debating whether to buy snacks or adulting essentials. Who needs a gym when you can just do grocery runs for your daily workout? πͺπΌπ #TheStruggleIsReal #GroceryStoreLife