48 Funny dance quotes

• The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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  6 hours ago

  battle, battles, better, choreography, conflict, conflict resolution, dance, dance battle, gang, humor, nostalgia, resolution, settled, street, street gang, things, world

• Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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  13 hours ago

  courtroom, culture, dance, defense, hammer, honor, humor, i, impression, joke, legal, misunderstanding, pop, pop culture, time, under

• Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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  20 hours ago

  dance, humor, i, just, liking, move, music, sometimes, song, ugh, wish

• I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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  21 hours ago

  dance, hand, hands, humor, i, jazz, jazz hand, just, let, performance, self-expression, speak, think

• He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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  23 hours ago

  dance, excitement, expression, fun, humor, i, likes, shakalaka, slang

• There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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  1 day ago

  another, culture, dance, gangnam, Gangnam Style, humor, music, only, peace, pop, pop culture, song, style, viral, viral song, world, world peace

• Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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  1 month ago

  both, conflict, costner, dance, dancing, humor, i, inner, inner conflict, inside, Kevin, Kevin Costner, know, wolf, works

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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  2 months ago

  alone, ancestor, ancestors, dance, dark, darkness, depressed, depression, eat, eating, eating alone, fight, glowing, glowing rectangle, loneliness, meal, meals, rectangle, staring, technology, together, while

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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  2 months ago

  aging, club, dance, fashion, heel, heels, humor, knee, knees, low, party, same, used

• No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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  2 months ago

  achy, Achy Breaky Heart, bad, bad day, breaky, country, country music, dance, day, heart, humor, just, line, line dance, matter, music, remember, seems, someone

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