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34 Funny dance quotes

Funny dance quotes bring a playful spin to moving and grooving! 💃😂 From witty remarks about rhythm (or lack of it) to humorous takes on letting loose, these quotes capture the joy and fun of dancing. Enjoy a laugh and get ready to hit the dance floor! 😄🕺

5 days ago
View →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?
2 weeks ago
View →: Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.
2 weeks ago
View →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.
3 months ago
View →: The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.
3 months ago
View →: I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.
4 months ago
View →: Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.
4 months ago
View →: Dance like China isn’t watching.
4 months ago
View →: I put the dance in “Good riddance!”
4 months ago
View →: Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.
4 months ago
View →: Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.
5 months ago
View →: To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt
5 months ago
View →: Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
5 months ago
View →: My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.
5 months ago
View →: I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
5 months ago
View →: Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.
5 months ago
View →: No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.
5 months ago
View →: I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.
5 months ago
View →: Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.
5 months ago
View →: Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?
5 months ago
View →: A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.
5 months ago
View →: I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.
5 months ago
View →: After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.
5 months ago
View →: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
5 months ago
View →: In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”
5 months ago
View →: If you breakdance you buy dance.
5 months ago
View →: Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
5 months ago
View →: I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.
5 months ago
View →: What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.
5 months ago
View →: 30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!
5 months ago
View →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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