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46 Funny dance quotes

Funny dance quotes bring a playful spin to moving and grooving! πŸ’ƒπŸ˜‚ From witty remarks about rhythm (or lack of it) to humorous takes on letting loose, these quotes capture the joy and fun of dancing. Enjoy a laugh and get ready to hit the dance floor! πŸ˜„πŸ•Ί

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, β€œFive, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I’m out drinking and β€œPush It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

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