48 Funny dance quotes

• Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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  6 days ago

  both, conflict, costner, dance, dancing, humor, i, inner, inner conflict, inside, Kevin, Kevin Costner, know, wolf, works

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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  6 days ago

  alone, ancestor, ancestors, dance, dark, darkness, depressed, depression, eat, eating, eating alone, fight, glowing, glowing rectangle, loneliness, meal, meals, rectangle, staring, technology, together, while

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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  6 days ago

  aging, club, dance, fashion, heel, heels, humor, knee, knees, low, party, same, used

• No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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  6 days ago

  achy, Achy Breaky Heart, bad, bad day, breaky, country, country music, dance, day, heart, humor, just, line, line dance, matter, music, remember, seems, someone

• Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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  6 days ago

  cat, dance, eight, fever, five, fun, humor, just, me, night, pet, pet refusal, quarantine, quarantine fun, refusal, refuses, Saturday, Saturday Night Fever, six, solo, weekend, while, yelling

• If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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  7 days ago

  dance, drinking, home, humor, me, music, nightlife, party, playing, push, song, take

• Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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  1 week ago

  animal, big, bite, cheese, dance, fun, humor, mouse, music, party, party rock, piece, rock, snack, take

• Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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  1 week ago

  brain, dance, ever, every, funny thought, humor, i, insomnia, little, mind, mistake, overthinking, restless, restless mind, sleep, sometimes, tap, tap dance, thought, through, want

• If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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  1 week ago

  attitude, confidence, dance, dance move, doing, dropping, fun, hell, hot, humor, lifestyle, move, party

• Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, dance, dancing, humor, others, reciprocity, social, social behavior, twerk

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