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31 Funny dance quotes

Funny dance quotes bring a playful spin to moving and grooving! 💃😂 From witty remarks about rhythm (or lack of it) to humorous takes on letting loose, these quotes capture the joy and fun of dancing. Enjoy a laugh and get ready to hit the dance floor! 😄🕺

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

1 month ago

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

1 month ago

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

2 months ago

Dance like China isn’t watching.

3 months ago

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

3 months ago

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

3 months ago

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

3 months ago

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

3 months ago

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

3 months ago

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

3 months ago

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

3 months ago

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

3 months ago

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

3 months ago

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

3 months ago

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

3 months ago

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

3 months ago

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

3 months ago

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

3 months ago

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

3 months ago

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

3 months ago