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Funny dance quotes

May 6
Share →: No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.
Oct 23
Share →: Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
Oct 11
Share →: What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.
Sep 29
Share →: 30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!
Sep 29
Share →: Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.
Sep 29
Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.
Sep 23
Share →: My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
Sep 22
Share →: Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.
Sep 22
Share →: The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.
Sep 22
Share →: I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.