11 Funny darkness quotes

• Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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  6 days ago

  boyfriend, conversation, darkness, friend, friendship, hello, humor, i, joke, me, old, rejection, relationship

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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  6 days ago

  alone, ancestor, ancestors, dance, dark, darkness, depressed, depression, eat, eating, eating alone, fight, glowing, glowing rectangle, loneliness, meal, meals, rectangle, staring, technology, together, while

• When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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  1 week ago

  adulthood, afraid, bills, dark, darkness, fear, financial, financial stress, got, humor, i, light, me, money, money problem, problem, stress, young

• In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  2 weeks ago

  celebration, cold, darkness, distant, filled, honor, humor, i, irony, seasonal, solstice, winter, winter solstice

• No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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  2 weeks ago

  5pm, darkness, death, evening, humor, i, irony, love, nation, pessimism, sarcasm

• Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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  2 weeks ago

  conversation, darkness, evening, friend, hello, here, humor, irony, mood, old, time

• In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  2 weeks ago

  autumn, change, cold, darkness, distant, equinox, fall, fall equinox, filled, honor, humor, i, seasonal, seasonal change, wit

• Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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  2 weeks ago

  adventure, being, darkness, fun, giggling, horse, humor, imagination, imagine, lads, mischief, trojan, Trojan horse

• The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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  3 weeks ago

  darkness, humor, introversion, less, nice, people, season, solitude, thing, winter

• Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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  3 weeks ago

  darkness, ever, fashion, humor, inside, jeans, just, me, mood, nap, personal, personal struggle, sarcasm, sleep, struggle, understand

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