Commentary:
"Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"
625 Funny day quotes
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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Commentary:
"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.
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Commentary:
"Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸♂️😜😂"
So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
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Commentary:
"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶♂️👀💭😂"
At the end of the day, the day is going to end.
Commentary:
"When you're trying to sound deep but just discovered how time works. 😅⏳ #DeepThoughts"
Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?
Commentary:
"Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯"
Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.
Commentary:
"When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"
Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.
Commentary:
"Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"