Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸♂️🎤"
629 Funny day quotes
Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”
Commentary:
"Clearly, your TV needs a higher IQ setting! 🤦♂️📺😂"
Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
Commentary:
"When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"
Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.
Commentary:
"Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌"
The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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Commentary:
"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.
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Commentary:
"Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸♂️😜😂"
So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
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Commentary:
"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶♂️👀💭😂"
At the end of the day, the day is going to end.
Commentary:
"When you're trying to sound deep but just discovered how time works. 😅⏳ #DeepThoughts"