20 Funny deal quotes

• Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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  4 weeks ago

  asking, cyber, Cyber Monday, deal, deals, humor, landlord, Monday, negotiation, rent, shopping

• I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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  1 month ago

  before, black, Black Friday, consumer, deal, deals, discount, Friday, humor, i, item, just, love, price, sale, shopping, tariff, tariffs, year

• Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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  2 months ago

  common, common sense, deal, dealing, dealing with people, everyone, gift, humor, people, punishment, sarcasm, sense

• With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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  2 months ago

  better, cat, comfort, companionship, deal, humor, lap, pet, relaxation, relief, stress, stress relief

• After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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  2 months ago

  6, actually, after, big, deal, decision, hours, humor, i, indecision, overthinking, perspective, procrastination, relief, stress

• Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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  2 months ago

  believe, coffee, customer, deal, difficult, difficulty, humor, me, order, sarcasm, Starbucks

• Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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  2 months ago

  bias, big, cognitive, cognitive bias, deal, everywhere, guys, humor, humor about bias, i, joke, observation, psychology, recency, recency bias, seeing

• Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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  2 months ago

  date, deal, expiry, humor, i, patience, payback, ready, revenge, timing

• Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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  2 months ago

  big, butt, cartoons, deal, exaggeration, getting, humor, i, pain, perspective, pitchfork, stabbed

• The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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  2 months ago

  common, common sense, deal, downside, frustration, having, humor, irony, lack, sense, wit

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