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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.
Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.
The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.
In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.
Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Commentary:
"With an order like that, your barista must have a PhD in patience! ☕😅 #BaristaChronicles"
1 month ago
Share →: Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Commentary:
"Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"
2 months ago
Share →: Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold
4 months ago
Share →: Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Commentary:
🤣💉 "Cartoons really do have a way of glamorizing the most unusual things! Although getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork might look nonchalant on TV, I definitely wouldn't volunteer as tribute to test out that theory myself! 🍑🍴"
4 months ago
Share →: The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It's like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Commentary:
"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
5 months ago
Share →: I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Commentary:
"Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"
5 months ago
Share →: Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Commentary:
"Who knew the fish would take the bait so literally?! 🎣 Looks like you reeled in more than you bargained for this time! Maybe it's time to upgrade to catch-and-release fishing…or invest in a bigger frying pan! 🐟🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Commentary:
When you attempt to downplay your achievement with a humble shrug, but they are on board with the lack of a big deal vibe 🤷‍♂️👏 Just call it a casual flex and carry on!
5 months ago
Share →: Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Commentary:
Ah, group projects in school – the necessary evil that prepares us for the chaos of the corporate world! 🤦‍♂️📚 Who knew that dodging group members in a school project would be the perfect training for dodging responsibility in the office? 😂 Remember, teamwork makes the dream work…unless you're stuck with a team of dreamers who forgot to set their alarms! ⏰ #WorkLife #TeamworkDreamwork