Funny determination quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

  Commentary:
  Well, how dare they serve me a reality check when I already ordered a full course of drama! 🍽️😤📦

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

  Commentary:
  "Push-up: 1, Me: 0. Battling gravity one chuckle at a time! 💪😅 #GravityWins"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

  Commentary:
  "Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

  Commentary:
  "Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

  Commentary:
  "I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference. 🤣⛰️ Who needs a specific hill when you're ready to go all in on any plot of land? Flexibility at its finest! 💪 #HillLover #NoHillPreference"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we have a real hoodie perfectionist here! Priorities, right? 🤷‍♂️ Can't conquer the day until those strings are on point! 💁‍♀️ #HoodieGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs motivational quotes when you've got stubborn determination? 🙅‍♂️🚫 Show 'em who's boss by proving them wrong in style! 💪😜 #ConfidenceGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

  Commentary:
  "I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death." – Nas 😴🚫💤 #InsomniacGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, you've got that 'dig deep' kind of vibe! 💪🪰 Who needs rock bottom when you've got a jackhammer handy, right? Keep drilling, because why settle for rock bottom when you can reach new depths! 🔨😄 #KeepDrilling"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re going through hell, keep going.

  Commentary:
  "Just remember, even in the fiery depths of hell, there's a way out — and it's not by setting up a vacation home there! 🔥💪 Keep pushing forward, because the spa retreat is just around the corner! 🏖️😉"

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