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11 Funny direction quotes

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I've been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I'm just going to stick with it and see it through.

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don't know what to do with your life any more.

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025