15 Funny direction quotes — Wordgag ツ

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

2 months ago2 months ago

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

2 months ago2 months ago

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

4 months ago4 months ago

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

6 months ago6 months ago

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Jan 28, 2025

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Jan 27, 2025

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Jan 27, 2025

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Jan 26, 2025

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Jan 25, 2025

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Jan 24, 2025

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Jan 24, 2025

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Jan 23, 2025

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Jan 20, 2025