17 Funny direction quotes

• The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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  15 hours ago

  ask, direction, directions, error, everything, follow, Google, Google Map, grok, humor, lake, map, mistake, navigation, people, same, straight, technology, user, user error

• Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, car, direction, driving, funny statement, humor, incompetence, incorrect, just, malice, never, relationship, statement

• Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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  2 months ago

  direct, direction, excuse, excuse me, funny request, humor, me, nonsense, request

• Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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  2 months ago

  ability, detail, direction, distraction, exaggeration, humor, incredible, irony, self-deprecating, superpower, wrong, wrong direction

• I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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  2 months ago

  direction, every, GPS, hour, humor, i, joke, life, navigation, recalculation, technology, told

• I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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  2 months ago

  carrot, cart, chase, chasing, determination, direction, effort, humor, humor in effort, i, lighthearted, mind, motivation, playful, pursuit, same

• My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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  2 months ago

  direction, drunk, gardening, growing, humor, nature, plant, silliness

• Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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  2 months ago

  bother, confusion, direction, geography, humor, i, irony, knowledge, me, self-awareness, sense, travel, where

• Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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  2 months ago

  chores, direction, dishwasher, domestic, domestic life, feel, feel something, humor, just, life, opposite, opposite direction, relatable, something, unloading

• Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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  2 months ago

  direction, humor, joke, me, sperm, swimming, wordplay

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