12 Funny direction quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.
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  4 months ago

  View →: How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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