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5 months ago
Share →: Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Commentary:
Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* "We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can't find… but we'll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries"
5 months ago
Share →: I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like someone misunderstood the concept of 'playtime'… Maybe they were picturing a very different kind of toy 😉 Pro tip: always clarify expectations before expecting a game night! 🎲🧩🎮"
5 months ago
Share →: I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons 🍋, sometimes all you can do is make a dramatic exit like Caesar! 🚶‍♂️💨 #DisappointedButDramatic"
5 months ago
Share →: So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Commentary:
"Trying to juggle disappointing everyone like 🤹‍♂️… it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it! Time to start checking off that list one by one! ⏰😅 #procrastinationatitsfinest"
5 months ago
Share →: Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Commentary:
Ah, Netflix: the land of endless browsing and eternal frustration 😂🎬 It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure you're seeking always seems to be just out of reach! Just one more scroll through the library… and nope, still not there! Who knew finding a movie could be such an adventure in itself? 🧐🔍
5 months ago
Share →: I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimism of a night owl facing the day! 🦉😂 Stay strong, my friend, you'll have plenty of time for disappointment later! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Commentary:
"Talk about a frosty disappointment! ❄️ Guess that winter coat really left you out in the cold… financially! 💸 Maybe next time try hiding some cash in your winter boots instead? 👢 #ColdHardCash"
5 months ago
Share →: Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Commentary:
Looks like someone hit the snooze button on life 😴☀️ Don't worry, maybe tomorrow will actually be a fine day… or not! 😉 #MorningsAreHard
6 months ago
Share →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Commentary:
Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy
6 months ago
Share →: 1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Commentary:
"1994: I can't wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 🌍✨

2024: God no. 😅🙈

Ah, the rollercoaster ride of expectations versus reality! Hang in there, we're all in this together! 🎢🤪"