Funny drivers quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

  Commentary:
  "Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! #MiniCooperMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of reading minds while driving If only cars came with a built-in telepathy feature, the roads would be a much safer and more comical place! Can you imagine the chaos if our vehicles started translating our inner thoughts into blinky lights? "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the DMV decided to sneak in a little surprise for you! Who knew your mom's genes were so strong, even in a photo ID! #Twinsies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, world! This pedestrian means business Don't underestimate their commitment to zebra stripes and justice! #CrosswalkWarrior"

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