Funny drivers quotes

• Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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  2 months ago

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• If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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  2 months ago

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• My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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  2 months ago

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• Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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  2 months ago

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• Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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  5 months ago

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• Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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  5 months ago

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