Funny empathy quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

  Commentary:
  "Yes, let's bring empathy back like it's a retro fashion trend! 🕺🧡👖 #EmpathyIsTheNewBlack"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

  Commentary:
  "Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like HR is in desperate need of a lesson in kindness 🐄 Maybe they need to mooove on from their judgmental ways! 🤣 #empathyfail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

  Commentary:
  "Me, as a therapist: 'OMG, me too!' 🤦‍♂️ Well, at least we're all in this together! 😂 #therapistproblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

  Commentary:
  "Zoidberg is probably just misunderstood crustacean with a heart of gold…and probably a few shells too! 🦞 Don't be shellfish, show some love for our underappreciated lobster-like friend! 🌊 #ZoidbergDeservesBetter"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks, kindness is free – unlike that chatty neighbor who always comments on your dark circles! 😅 Let's spread good vibes instead of unsolicited observations, shall we? 💫 #BeKind #SmileAndWave"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, behind every smiling face lies a hidden struggle. And if you want to add more drama to their day, just casually drop in the hydration reminder – that'll really keep the battle interesting! 💧😅 #ThirstyForSomeLaughs"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, I'm like a virtual support group – hear to 'like' all your problems and make you feel validated! 🤗💬 Remember, you're not alone in this hilarious mess we call life! 🙌😂"

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