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Funny empathy quotes

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

2 months ago

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

3 months ago

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

3 months ago

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

3 months ago

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

3 months ago

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

3 months ago