Funny fishing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the fish would take the bait so literally?! 🎣 Looks like you reeled in more than you bargained for this time! Maybe it's time to upgrade to catch-and-release fishing…or invest in a bigger frying pan! 🐟🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a breathalyzer when you've got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to reel in those compliments like a pro angler, but ending up looking like a fish out of water with all those failed selfie attempts 🤳🐟 #selfiegamestrong #struggleisreal"

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