Funny fishing quotes

• Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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  1 month ago

  activity, actually, caught, caught fish, deal, fish, fishing, fishing trip, humor, i, outdoors, shit, trip, unexpected

• As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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  1 month ago

  alcohol, drink, drunk, fishing, fly, fruit, fruit fly, humor, party, perspective, still

• Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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  1 month ago

  being, fish, fishing, food, guy, humor, hunger, hungry, imagine, irony, lesson, needs, survival, teach

• Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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  1 month ago

  50, angle, compliments, filter, fishing, humor, i, me, media, mess, morning, photo, right, self-esteem, selfie, social, social media

• Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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  2 months ago

  afternoon, child, child play, eat, fish, fishing, humor, kid, lifetime, man, parenting, play, pretend, sting, stingray, teach

• If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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  2 months ago

  day, eat, fish, fishing, give, hell, house, humor, independence, man, relationship, Saturday, teach, weekend, yourself

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