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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Just landed via X:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Live now on Messenger:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Shared recently on Telegram:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Making waves on X:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Spotted on Threads:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Breaking via TikTok:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Making waves on TikTok:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Live now on Reddit:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Trending via Facebook:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Trending via Instagram:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Going viral on Slack:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Just shared via Twitch:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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