Funny flower quotes

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025