Funny flower quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

  Commentary:
  Ah, her heart is like a haunted floral shop, where ghosts tend to arrangements of wilted blooms, each petal whispering tales of lost love 👻🥀🌿💔🌹.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

  Commentary:
  Well, watch out folks, we have a dynamite over here! 💥🌸 Remember, handle with care or you might end up feeling the explosion! 🧨 #HandleWithCaution

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this daisy has a very serious case of mixed signals 🌼❤️ One minute it's "loves me," the next it's "loves me not" – talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Who knew flowers could be so indecisive? 😄🌸

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

  Commentary:
  "Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. 🌻 Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. 📱 Well, at least we know our love is charged up and blooming brightly! 💖"

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