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Funny flower quotes

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

2 months ago

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

2 months ago

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

3 months ago

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

3 months ago

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

3 months ago

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

3 months ago