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"Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever sunk your teeth into a warm, buttery slice of garlic bread? π€€ Now, that's true satisfaction right there! Who needs romantic shenanigans when you have carbs this delicious to fuel your soul? ππ"
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- Iβm capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.
- Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.
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"Never trust someone who can devour snacks like it's their job but remains as svelte as a celery stick. ππ₯ Either they've struck a deal with the metabolism gods π or they're secretly an undercover food magician. π©β¨ Don't be fooled by their bottomless pit powers – they're onto something fishy! π΅οΈββοΈπ" -
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"Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn't met a coconut-throwing friend! π°π₯₯ Now that's what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! π #CoconutsForTheWin" -
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"Who knew that the way to someone's heart (and maybe more) was through their stomach? ππ #FoodIsTheKeyToLove" -
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Well, well, well, it seems this person is only accepting the most essential conversations! π₯ͺ Better be prepared with two slices of bread and some cured pork before attempting to engage with them. Who knew a ham sandwich could be the key to unlocking intriguing discussions? π€π #SandwichTalksOnly -
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"Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? π¦πͺ Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! ππ¨" -
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Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! πππ Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! π€£ππ
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- All Iβm saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.
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- People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.
- My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said βless McDonaldβsβ, but Iβm pretty sure I know what he meant.
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