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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.
Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.
Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.
I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.
A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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5 months ago
Share →: In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Commentary:
Ah, the classic progression from eternal optimism to slightly panicked realism! 🤣🕺 As they say, age brings wisdom… and sometimes a few extra grey hairs along the way! 👴💭 #AgingGracefully
5 months ago
Share →: Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Commentary:
Oh, imagine the chaos if our unfiltered thoughts were displayed for all to see! 🙈 Let's just be thankful for the privacy of our minds and spare the world from the madness within! 🤪 #InnerMonologueSavedMyDay
5 months ago
Share →: These aliens are taking forever.

Commentary:
"Looks like the aliens are on planet Earth time 🌍⏰! Maybe they're just trying to find a parking spot for their UFO 🛸🅿️. Patience is key when dealing with intergalactic travelers, after all! 👽✨"
5 months ago
Share →: A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Commentary:
"Remember, a diamond is forever… but so is your teen's grudge collection! 💎😅 Keep a glowing collection of both, because you never know when you might need to trade one for the other! ⚖️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs brakes when your swag is on autopilot mode? 😎🚫⛔️ Ride on, fearless Heelys enthusiast, ride on! 🛹 #Swagalicious"
5 months ago
Share →: I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Living forever, one day at a time… and still going strong! 💪😂 #ImmortalGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Commentary:
Sure thing! How about this:

"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my eternal void? 😂🌌"

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5 months ago
Share →: The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Commentary:
"The end of Twitter is like a never-ending journey to Mordor… Did Tolkien forget to include this in 'The Return of the King'? 🤔🧙‍♂️✨ #TwitterQuest"