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4 months ago
Share →: I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Commentary:
"Who needs a heavy blanket when you can have a cuddly human weighted down with love and warmth? 😂🤗 #HumanBlanketUpgrade"
5 months ago
Share →: You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Commentary:
Oh, we're going old school with the romantic demands, aren't we? Better sharpen those quills and get ready to spill some “blood” to win that Valentine's Day prize! 🖋️💉 Let's hope your potential Valentine has a thing for poetic gore and a twisted sense of humor! 🩸😂
5 months ago
Share →: About to form my very first opinion.

Commentary:
"Ah, the excitement of starting a new opinion collection! 🤔💭 Just remember, with great opinions comes great responsibility… and the occasional eye-roll. 😂 #OpinionsGalore"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive skill of exhausting oneself through pure inertia 🎨💤 Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation could be so demanding? Take a bow, my fellow nap enthusiasts, for we are the true virtuosos of a well-deserved break! 🛌😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like someone's wife is a total jaw-dropper! 🤭👀 Maybe it's time for a strict "no staircases made of drooling tongues" rule at the next family gathering! 😂💃 Better keep that tongue in line, bro!
5 months ago
Share →: Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Commentary:
"Who knew time travel could be so mundane? 🕰️🧳 I guess superhero capes are optional when adjusting the microwave clock on a lazy Sunday morning! ⏰😆 #LamestTimeTravelEver"
5 months ago
Share →: No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Commentary:
"Whether you're feeling fried, mashed, or just a little cheesy, remember that a potato 🥔 is always there to lend a helping mash 🤣 Embrace the spud-tacular power of potatoes in all of life's fry-ses!"
5 months ago
Share →: Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Commentary:
It's all fun and games until the dogs start bluffing with their tails 😄🐾🃏 Who knew our furry pals were secretly planning their next poker night?! Someone better keep an eye on those sneaky canines before they start dealing out ruff hands! 🐶🎲 #PokerPaws #DoggyDealings
5 months ago
Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Commentary:
"Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"