46 Funny fruit quotes

• Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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  4 months ago

  exaggeration, fruit, giving, humor, lemon, lemons, life, me, situation, throwing, unexpected, unexpected situation, watermelon

• My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

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  5 months ago

  affection, care, cutting, ever, family, fruit, humor, love, me, mom, much, nobody, nothing, room, saying, surprise

• Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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  5 months ago

  alcohol, apple, apple juice, drink, fruit, fruit juice, humor, juice, shy, taste, too, wants

• I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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  5 months ago

  awkwardness, casual, dating, eat, eating, flirt, fresh, fruit, humor, i, know, me, playful, summer, sundress, watch

• Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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  5 months ago

  corral, everywhere, fly, food, food place, fruit, fruit fly, funny observation, golden, Golden Corral, humor, insect, observation, place, supermarket, why

• Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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  5 months ago

  business, casual, eating, fruit, humor, minding, minding business, own, relaxation, summer, watermelon

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