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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Is this art or trash?

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Reported on Twitch:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Spotted on Instagram:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Just shared via YouTube:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Reported on X:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Just shared via YouTube:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Trending via Facebook:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Just landed via X:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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