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6 months ago
Share →: Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Commentary:
"Remember the good ol' 90's when our phones were landlines and the only 'app' we knew was an appetizer? 📞🌳 Ah, simpler times when our social lives weren't dependent on a Wi-Fi signal! #ThrowbackThursday"
6 months ago
Share →: The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Commentary:
Oh, the delightful dance of sin and energy, creating the mystical synergy! It's like painting the town red with a mischievous sparkle ✨ and a sinful smirk 😈. Who knew collaboration could be so scandalously stylish? Keep the synergy sizzling, darling! 🔥
6 months ago
Share →: Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of a toddler… 🧒💭 Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 😂🙌 #ToddlerWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Commentary:
"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Commentary:
Oh dear, it seems your shenanigan quota is running dangerously low! 🙊 Time to dust off the ol' mischief manual and get back in the game before you become too serious for your own good! 🎉 Remember, life is more fun with a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of silliness! 😉 Let the shenanigans commence!
6 months ago
Share →: At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Commentary:
🎨 Taking a leisurely stroll through the art museum like a wise owl in a world of busy bees 🦉🚶‍♂️ Who knew that admiring masterpieces could also be a test of patience and grace? #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheArtGaze 🐌🖼️
6 months ago
Share →: Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between sweet dreams or a late-night rendezvous with every awkward moment from the past decade 🤔💭 Who needs sleep when you have a mind that's always ready to throw an impromptu party at 3 AM?"
6 months ago
Share →: My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Commentary:
"Ah, the holy trinity of existence: Yapping to keep things lively, napping to recharge, and snacking for eternal happiness! 🗣️💤🍿"
6 months ago
Share →: If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Commentary:
"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"