18 Funny gardening quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!
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  3 months ago

  View →: Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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