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25 Funny gardening quotes

Funny gardening quotes bring a little sunshine ☀️ and laughter 😂 to every green thumb’s day! Whether you’re battling weeds 🌱 or waiting patiently for those blooms 🌸, a witty line can turn dirt into delight. Perfect for sharing with fellow plant lovers 🌿, these quirky sayings remind us that gardening is as much about joy as it is about soil. Ready to dig into some garden giggles? Let’s grow the fun! 🌻🌼

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Posted on6 months ago

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Posted on6 months ago

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Posted onJan 25, 2025Jan 25, 2025

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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