Funny glad quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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  Commentary:
  "Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs preferences when you're just happy to be part of the action! 😄💫 Embracing versatility in the bedroom like a true team player! 🛏️👀 #JustHappyToBeHere"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for light's selective seduction skills! Can you imagine the chaos of having boars trying to RSVP to your next dinner party through the windows? 🐷🕯️ #OnlyInMyNightmares"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sheer joy of copying and pasting text, only to be met with the exact same boring font and formatting! 🙄 It's like throwing a surprise party and nobody shows up – thanks, technology! 🎉🙅‍♂️ #FormattingFails

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet relief of autumn – the season when our internet feed is gracefully saved from the pesky invasion of toes and flip-flops! 🍁🍂 No more awkward encounters with unsuspecting feet, just cozy socks and pumpkin spice vibes ahead! 😄👣 #FallFeels"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of morning realizations! 🌞💋🚂 Looks like this train ride just got a one-way ticket to Awkwardville! 😅 #MorningSurprises"

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