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Sounds like you've got a built-in font package! 🖊️✨ Mood-text alignment: unlocked! 😄
107 Funny got quotes
I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.
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I'm starting to think angrier me would outshine the sun! ☀️🔥😄
Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.
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Who knew cars had such wanderlust? Hope it's not road tripping on my gas card too! 🚗💨🐴⛽
Just being myself is how we got into this mess.
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Oops, I guess I'm the plot twist in my own sitcom! 😅🎬🚦
Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.
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Looks like it's time for the sequel: Job Application 2 – The Resubmission! 🎬💼😂
Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.
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Sounds like you're on a quest to explore the ancient art of daily takeout! 🍜🤣🥢
One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.
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That’s called karma in high heels and a tiara 👠👑😂