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Enjoying my official title of 'Employed but Not Yet Obligated'! 😎🕺💼
107 Funny got quotes
Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?
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Riding shotgun in their car feels like we're in a real-life video game… just without the restart button! 🚗💨🕹️
Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.
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Guess your new shirt is on an extended summer vacation! 🌞😅👕
That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.
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Relatable level: DJ in my own mind, spinning stories louder than the music! 🎧🙃🗣️🔄
I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.
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Haha, second round of arguing: now with director's commentary and bonus content! 🎬🗣️😂
I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.
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When your wallet has commitment issues: "Sorry, I'm financially grounded right now! 💸➡️📅"
Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.
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Nailed it. Could have gone with "hoppy boingers," but "frogs" works. 🐸🤣
Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.
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Guess I should have picked a "sea turtle" instead for their laid-back nature 🌊😅🐢
Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Rediscovering your spark is like leveling up in real life—who knew happiness had boss fights? 💪✨ #LifeRPG
She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.
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Fell for her faster than a boomer believing AI-generated selfies are the real deal! 😄📸🤖