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"Guess I'm 99% water and 1% Barbie! 💧🎀 #PlasticFantastic"
114 Funny got quotes
I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”
Commentary:
🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"
Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.
Commentary:
Applying for an internship is like trying to get into an exclusive club—apparently, you need experience to gain experience! 🎢🤔
You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?
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That's me, the president of the One-Person Comedy Club! 😂🧠
I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.
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Plot twist: the author fell asleep on the keyboard 😂✍️😴
A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.
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Reliving my worst digital nightmare! 😱💻👻
Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.
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Enjoying the sweet spot between cumbersome dial-up tones and AI overlords 😂📞🤖
That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.
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Enjoying my official title of 'Employed but Not Yet Obligated'! 😎🕺💼
Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?
Commentary:
Riding shotgun in their car feels like we're in a real-life video game… just without the restart button! 🚗💨🕹️
Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.
Commentary:
Guess your new shirt is on an extended summer vacation! 🌞😅👕