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16 Funny guess quotes

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I'm my own worst enemy, so I guess I'm also my best friend.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025