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6 months ago
Share →: I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Commentary:
"Trying to decode someone's feelings is like playing emotional charades 🤔💕 Are they lovey-dovey or hangry? The guessing game is on! 🎭😂"
6 months ago
Share →: At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Commentary:
Looks like an impromptu grocery shopping adventure with a side of unexpected bonding 🛒😄 Who knew forgetting your wife's list could lead to a new shopping buddy! #ShoppingGoals
6 months ago
Share →: My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Commentary:
Looks like your child's breakfast choice has turned your furniture into a breakfast buffet! 🥞🍁 Get ready to have a sticky situation on your hands (and probably your couch) for the next few days! Just remember, a pancake-scented home is the latest interior design trend 😉🛋️
6 months ago
Share →: Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Commentary:
"Girls taking bubble bath leg pics and asking 'guess where I am'? 🛁📚 Last time I checked, library vibes don't include sipping bubbly and soaking in suds! 🤣 #BookwormsBathtime"
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Commentary:
"Who needs a best friend when you can have a basket of fries by your side? 🍟👯‍♂️ Truly, fries are the unsung heroes of the culinary world, always there for you in times of hunger and craving. Remember, a fry in need is a friend indeed! 😉 #FriendshipGoals #FryDayEveryday"
6 months ago
Share →: My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's reality has overdrafted 🔄🌀 Better keep riding that crazy train until the cosmic bank decides to cash those sanity checks! 🚂🙃"
6 months ago
Share →: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic love-hate relationship with oneself! Who knew being your own worst enemy could also make you your best friend? 🤔🤷‍♂️ Remember, always keep your friends close and your enemies… well, apparently even closer because they might just be you! 😄👯‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous romantic interview – where awkward small talk meets the delicate dance of not spilling pasta sauce on yourself 😅🍝 Who knew finding love could feel like a job interview in fancy clothes? #DressToImpressOrElse"
6 months ago
Share →: I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, why work hard at all? 😄 Looks like today, it's personality for the win! 💁‍♂️ #LetPersonalityShine"
6 months ago
Share →: Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive dream of a patient seeking some medical honesty! 🤣 Who wouldn't appreciate a doctor with a dash of humility and a sprinkle of candidness? 🩺💬 Perhaps, just once, we'll stumble upon that mythical doctor who dares to admit the limits of medical certainty! 🤷‍♂️💡 #WishfulThinking"