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5 months ago
Share →: Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Commentary:
"Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"
5 months ago
Share →: First responders? You mean reply guys?

Commentary:
"First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"
5 months ago
Share →: Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Commentary:
"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"
5 months ago
Share →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Commentary:
"Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"
5 months ago
Share →: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Commentary:
😂💩 "Looks like someone's pointing fingers at a stealthy poop squad infiltrating the diaper ranks! Who knew it takes a village to fill a diaper? 😉 #DiaperDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Commentary:
Oh, poor GUY! Maybe his parents took the easy way out when it came to naming him 😄🤷‍♂️ Well, at least he's not named "Sue" like in that Johnny Cash song! #BlameTheParents 😂🙈
5 months ago
Share →: If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮‍♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"
5 months ago
Share →: Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Commentary:
Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Commentary:
"Looks like the football guy is trading touchdowns for Taylor Swift concerts! 🏈🎤 Let's hope he doesn't try to score a goal during 'Shake It Off' this time! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: “Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Commentary:
"Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"