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5 months ago
Share →: Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Commentary:
"Ah, the subtle art of effortless coolness 😎. It takes true talent to master the 'I-didn't-even-have-to-try' vibe, right? 💁‍♂️ Who needs accusations when you're naturally smooth like butter? 🧈 #EffortlesslyCool #ChillVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"
6 months ago
Share →: It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Commentary:
"Must be tough not being able to stand up to the occasion 😏🍆 #gettingtotherootoftheproblem"
6 months ago
Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Commentary:
"Put him in a snow globe and shake away! Just make sure he doesn't turn into a snowman ⛄️. Love is a whirlwind, but maybe not that literally! 🤣💑"
6 months ago
Share →: People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Commentary:
"Sometimes it takes finding a parking spot for people to truly appreciate your hard work and dedication. 🚗💨 Keep riding, but don't forget to take a break every now and then to park and let them see what they've got! 🅿️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Commentary:
"Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? 🍿🎄 Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Commentary:
Trying to recover from a botched high five is like trying to un-send a risky text message… it's just awkward city, population: you and your flailing hand 🤦‍♂️🤝 Don't worry, we've all been there!
6 months ago
Share →: Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Commentary:
"Ah, a great reminder that a little controversy never hurt anyone! 🤷‍♂️ Keep stirring that pot and watch the haters roll in – it means you're doing something right! 😏💁‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rollercoaster ride of democracy is almost coming to an end! 🎢 Let's hope the final stretch isn't a loop-de-loop! 🔄🤪 Hang in there, folks! The ultimate countdown to political peace begins! 🗳️🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Commentary:
"Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"