181 Funny home quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the modern dream: strong Wi-Fi and silent snacks! 🏠📶🤫🍿"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

  Commentary:
  "May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

  Commentary:
  🏡💭😂 Oh, the eternal question – are we really ever at home, or are we just floating through this crazy thing called life? Maybe we're just wandering through the vast expanse of our own minds, never truly grounded in one place. So next time someone asks you if you're at home, just tell them you're in a state of existential limbo!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic perfect spot—home sweet fortress of solitude! 🏡🙅‍♀️ Nothing beats the joy of dodging social interactions like a ninja of alone-time. Stay cozy, my friend—your personal bubble is the best vacation! 😄🎈

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of double duty! 😅 When your work husband starts showing up in your pajamas and your Netflix queue, you know it's time to set some boundaries. 📺💻👔 Who knew the home office came with a built-in service package—personal and professional? 😂🏡 #WorkFromHomeProblems

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a corner office when you can have a cozy nook with your favorite drink in hand? 🏡🍸 Working from home: where professionalism meets pajamas and productivity meets Pinot Noir. 😂 #WFHWinning"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of pre-midweek burnout setting in early! 🏠😅 Who needs a time machine just to fast forward to the weekend? ⏩🙋‍♂️ Hang in there, you're doing great! 💪😄"

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