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Commentary:
“Don’t worry, my awesomeness is limited edition! #TooCoolForSome”

attitude, awesomeness, confidence, everyone, humor, me, positivity, sarcasm, self-esteem, self-love, uniqueness

2 hours ago
Commentary:
“Careful what you ask for! My life story requires a spoiler alert and legal protection! ”

ask, confidentiality, humor, interaction, joke, me, NDA, privacy, sarcasm, sign, social, social interaction

2 hours ago
Commentary:
“Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! #OfflineCritiques”

addiction, detox, digital, digital detox, humor, i, interaction, iPhone, judge, judgment, myself, outdoor, outside, people, person, put, remind, self-reminder, social, social interaction, sometimes, technology, technology addiction

2 hours ago
Commentary:
“Breaking News: Grocery store commits ‘shelf-shifting’! Anyone seen the mustard lately? #LostInAisle”

able, aisle, aisles, around, call, confusion, cops, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, joke, moves, navigation, police, shopping, should, store

2 hours ago
Commentary:
“When you cram a year’s worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. ”

appointment, before, dental, flossing, health, humor, motivation, routine, self-care, start, time, timing

2 hours ago
Commentary:
“Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! ”

actually, arrogance, donkey, high, high horse, horse, horses, humility, humor, humor quote, sarcasm, satire

2 hours ago
Commentary:
“Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! #EmbraceTheDarkSide”

computer, dark, dark mode, feel, humor, me, mode, screen, screen time, screens, staring, sun, technology, time, white, white screen

14 hours ago
Commentary:
“When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. #DarkModeAddict”

computer, computer usage, dark, dark mode, digital, digital lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, mode, much, physically, preference, screen, screen preference, screens, tech, tech humor, ui, UI preference, usage, used, white, white screen

14 hours ago
Commentary:
“When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! #MoodBooster”

anyone, bad, bad mood, cheeseburger, comfort, comfort food, food, food humor, free, humor, humor quote, lift, mood, mood lift, should, snack

14 hours ago
Commentary:
“At this rate, my next diploma should be in ‘Life Lesson Mastery 101’! ”

experience, humor, i, irony, learned, learning, lesson, sarcasm, teacher, teaching, times

17 hours ago

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