114 Funny hot quotes

• You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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• My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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  bitter, caffeine, coffee, drink, hot, humor, i, just, relationship, used

• The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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  area, dating, hot, hot single, humor, irony, joke, money, single, singles, wallet

• Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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  activity, cold, hot, humor, irony, season, summer, time, too, weather, winter

• If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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• It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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• Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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  cold, flirtation, food, girl, hot, humor, inside, leftovers, line, microwaved, outside, pickup, pickup line, plate

• Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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  death, dude, food, hot, hot wing, humor, Icarus, irony, joke, killed, people, wing, wings

• It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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• The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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  appearance, college, dating, hot, humor, i, importance, important, lesson, life, life lesson, matter, matters, priorities, self-esteem, stress, thing, where

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