110 Funny hot quotes

• If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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  2 months ago

  bourbon, cup, disguise, drinking, enjoying, fun, hot, humor, meeting, occasionally, social, tea, think, Zoom

• It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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  2 months ago

  cremated, exaggeration, going, heat, hot, humor, i, joke, summer, temperature, thought, today

• Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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  2 months ago

  cold, flirtation, food, girl, hot, humor, inside, leftovers, line, microwaved, outside, pickup, pickup line, plate

• Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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  death, dude, food, hot, hot wing, humor, Icarus, irony, joke, killed, people, wing, wings

• It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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  checking, door, front, front door, heat, hot, i, outside, oven, summer, thought, weather

• The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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  appearance, college, dating, hot, humor, i, importance, important, lesson, life, life lesson, matter, matters, priorities, self-esteem, stress, thing, where

• My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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  2 months ago

  busy, coffee, college, drinking, going, hot, humor, kids, leave, miss, parenting, still, think

• How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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  2 months ago

  blood, drinking, enjoy, enjoyment, hot, humor, insomnia, keep, me, night, summer, thoughts, vampire

• I put the hot in psychotic.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, hot, humor, i, personality, psychotic, put, self-deprecation, wit

• It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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  bird, heat, here, hot, humor, i, nature, summer, worm

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