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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

1 month ago

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

1 month ago

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

2 months ago

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

2 months ago

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

3 months ago

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

3 months ago

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

3 months ago

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

3 months ago

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

3 months ago

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

3 months ago

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

3 months ago