16 Funny illegal quotes

• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  4 weeks ago

  candy, dark, dark room, eating, humor, i, illegal, irony, liked, me, movie, movie theater, room, seeing, silence, snack, talk, theater, thought, where

• It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic integrity, academic resources, access, easier, even, Funny, humor, illegal, illegal access, integrity, irony, library, life, research, resources, student, student life, university, university library

• This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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  2 months ago

  confrontation, cop, going, humor, illegal, illegal parking, lights, me, parked, parking, police, sarcasm, say, something, traffic

• Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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  2 months ago

  humor, humorist, illegal, joke, media, posts, relationship, sarcasm, serious, seriousness, silliness, silly, social, social media, talk, wife

• It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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  2 months ago

  again, back, frustration, headache, health, here, humor, humor about health, i, illegal, nap, rest, should, shut, sleep, still, take, technology, wake, waking, waking up, why

• Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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  2 months ago

  back, disappointment, everything, expectations, expensive, humor, i, illegal, likes, me, relationships, text, texting

• When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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  2 months ago

  body, burial, crime, endangered, follow, gardening, humor, illegal, joke, me, plant, tip

• All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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  2 months ago

  activity, choice, fattening, fun, fun activity, guilty, guilty pleasure, humor, illegal, immoral, indulgence, lifestyle, personal, personal choice, pleasure, things

• Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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  2 months ago

  back, back to work, Christmas, day, frustration, holiday, humor, illegal, off, time, time off, week, work, work week

• Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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  2 months ago

  break, cycle, driving, humor, i, illegal, joke, just, kids, light, parenting, told

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