It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here? Posted on1 week ago
Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you. Posted on2 weeks ago
Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. Posted on2 weeks ago
When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips! Posted on2 weeks ago
Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago