11 Funny illegal quotes

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Just told my kids it's illegal to have the light on while we're driving. I will not break this cycle.

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025